I don’t think I need translate ‘alles is voll’….

(But I have translated the conversation with the help of my friend Sarah.)

FAMILY: Oh, how good that we have a videocamera here.
Are your trousers already full?

VICTIM: Come on then, let’s go.

FAMILY: Have fun!

VICTIM: You?
Well, you laugh some.
Yes yes, laugh.

VICTIM: Oh my goodness, that is high.
No, No, NO.

FAMILY: The absolute crazy!
He looks good, comfortable.

VICTIM: I feel bad!

FAMILY: That is the gift of a lifetime!

VICTIM: Are we there yet?
Oh no!

I don’t feel it….
Oh no….that I don’t feel.

FAMILY: Now come, jump, finally!
Hey!
We are here under!
We are here under!
Jump finally!

He jumps….

VICTIM: Everything is FULL!
Everything is full!
Oh NO!

FAMILY: Amazing!
That he will never forget in his life.
Well done!
Absolutely!
Will you go again?
That was amazing!

He arrives under.

FAMILY: Ah, you shit!
The trousers are completely full!
You’ve filled them!
What happened?
Everything OK?

Many inches make light work xx

Micro Penis Mick Loves This x

Many inches make light work.

The following data I found on Youtube amused me, and so I thought I’d share it:

Audiences
This video is most popular with: Gender Age
Female 13-17
Male 35-44
Male 45-54

I have just had my mind blown, and now I will attempt to blow yours: according to the incredible data geeks at Youtube, and the map they have on the same page to illustrate where this clip is most popular, the people of Alaska find this extremely amusing–more so than any other people in the entire world. I am unsure of why this is so, but it indeed is. Next up the Americans find this clip most favourable. Thirdly, the Australians come in. Who would have thought it? But then, there is probably only a handful of fat people in the whole of Australia, so it’s really no wonder.

Next up? A celebration of the best in fat people accidents! I look forward to many complaints.

Once again, those sick Alaskans love this the most!!!

Finally:

MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER–WATCH THESE CLIPS!

Many inches make light work.

Mick, over and out XXX

Join meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Many inches make light work.

Mick xxx

Anyway, last night was very confusing. I took Eliza out into the garden–usually Jill’s job, i’ve never been comfortable watching girls peeing–and she squatted to do a wee! When i came back in the house i asked Jill why was this, and why couldn’t she just cock her leg? Was there some connection between female’s all over the world which make them do this?

Or was this just an anomaly to do with greyhounds, who believe they are not dogs at all, but something…….else? For some reason Jill slapped me and put me on a sex-ban for the rest of the week.

But oh well .

Sorry for the lack of posts. I’m right there with you micro-penis sufferers. Always and forever.

Mick, over and out.

Many inches make light work xx

So sorry to have not written for a few months, it’s been a very difficult and testing time for both me and my wife Jill. It turns out that there are some sife-effects to penis-enlargement surgery after all.

Always read the small-print (no pun intended), that’s what i’ve learnt.

I’ll spare my avid readers the details (a gathering of puss and mucus which had to be removed in an emergency surgery). This post is a celebration and a celebration it will remain!

For today is the day that Micro-penis Mick speaks out reaches 666 hits!

Do feel free to email in with any queries you might have by the way. I’m very busy at the call-centre, but i always have time for my people, my ‘Mick-ets’.

In a while, Jill is calling…….

Many inches make light work.

Mick x x x

Thought i’d capture your attention with that!

Didn’t get much sleep last night, Jill gripped me round the neck–thought it was Mickey Rourke from the wrestler–in my sleep and it took all my energy to get her of me. Such is the menopause….except there is no pause that i can see. It’s just one long torture, me as much as her…..menotorture…..

Well, ‘Animal Park’ with Kate Humboldt and Ben Foigle has saved the day. To hear her say ‘fiercesome beast’ makes me want to jump through the screen and give her a kiss! It’s be years until she reaches the werewolf-like stages of the menopause…..

Anyway, so i found out rather an interesting fact about deer. Apparently they shed their antlers every so often. This is because they can get damaged in a fight with another man deer.

So the plot thickens…….

I don’t get it to be honest. They had put this one man deer in an enclosure with a load of other lady-deer-women, lucky him, and he had shed his antlers…..but there were no there were no other deer-men for him to fight with….. so i was wondering…

Why shed them then? When they look so great!? I guess the man deer was intelligent enough to know he didn’t need them….but what if the others turn against him???? I’d say fifty women deer against one man would be an unfair fight.

The mind boggles…..and another thing……i very much think that all deer sans antlers should be given knives, telescopic ones which might pop from their cloven hooves.

Who agrees with me?

Many inches make light work.

Mick x xx

Goodness me……Last night went of, as they say, like ‘cheese in a greenhouse’…….

Never in my wildest dreams or fantasies would i ever have imagined the tiger that has been living in Jill for these last few months. Before the penis-surgery, when my ‘measly lopped of burnt sausage end’ was properly micro–pretty much like the photo above–Jill woudl do anything to not have sex with me. Once she even deliberately burnt herself with oil, just so she could have an excuse not to be penetrated.

Oh my, how things have changed.

I would like to say, though i am no more technically a micro penis man, i still retain the heart and soul of all of you out there who share with me in years of pain and abuse. I’m ONE OF YOU guys

Anyone wants any advice about radical penis surgery; has fears of double-jointed kinked in the middle syndrome that keeps them awake like it did me for months on end, please get in touch. I’ll be your guy
Count on Mick!

WordPress. Have to tread carefully here, don’t want to bite that hand that feeds me, so to say.

Does anyone else despise the moody pictures of that woman who’s always going on about new features and such forth?

Well, i’ve emailed them and i’m on a mission to campaign to have them taken off. I’m sure they could put something else up there which would be rather more interesting–not that the woman is particularly ugly, she’s alright–it’s just that there are things out there like falcons and frogs and sunsets. Why not blind us with these pleasures?

I’ll hopefully get a response and get back to you guys. I leave you with a photo.

Mick, over and out.

P.s no i won’t, bloody thing won’t ‘upload’.

Firstly i am so sorry it’s been so long people, i’ve been recovering at home with Jill, my wife, after my radical penis enhancement surgery. I’ve been to hell and back but i’ve come out, and the devil has blessed me with an extra TWO AND HALF INCHES!

So, the operation went quite well. The surgeon said he was happy he had achieved what we wanted to. There was no kink in the middle afterwards. The fear i had–of a double jointed mangled sausage thing–has proven to be unfounded.

The surgeons skill for clay modelling has definitely come through too, the finished product is maybe not as beautiful as a professionally made clay model, but it’s at least not frightening.

It was quite painful. Comparing the pain to other things isn’t easy. For about the first week it felt like i’d tripped over and landed crotch-first on a blender going full-pelt, after that it got easier. Now, at long last–a few weeks after surgery–i am back at work.

I was hoping to have something for ‘malicious comment of the week’ but it’s been quite sparse. Thanks to everyone for the get well soon messages and i’ll be back in a day or so with more.

I’m of to pleasure Jill…….god knows she’s waited long enough…….I’ve been told to ‘go easy’ with my new ‘tool’ so i’ll let you know next time how we got on.

Great!

Many inches make light work!

Mick x